My New “Recording Studio”

May 23, 2013

 

The Official PowerPivotPro Sound Booth
(Yes, all Good Sound Booths Have Primus Posters)

Even though today’s post is the first time you’ve seen a video from me in a long time, I’ve actually been doing quite a bit of video recording lately – stuff that pays the bills while I spin up my new (unannounced) company, and stuff that supports the launch of said company.

Recording some guest modules for Chandoo’s PowerPivot training course is one example of this (I am finishing those today, so for those of you who enrolled, look to see those show up sometime in the next week).

As part of this process I realized that I needed a better setup for sound.  A home recording studio on the cheap. 

It wasn’t that expensive, so I thought I’d share what I got:

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Heading Down to Uniontown (MrExcel HQ)!

May 10, 2013

 

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Chandoo:  “It’s 46 miles to Uniontown, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a stack of Excel books, it’s overcast, and we’re wearing sunglasses.”

Rob:  “Hit it.”

Hitting the Road.  Holding a Mini-Summit.

Chandoo and I are jumping in the car this afternoon for a short journey down I-77 to a place MrExcel calls home.  Well, at least, that’s where Bill lives and works today.  He is, sadly, moving to Florida this summer.  (The second friend of mine to leave Ohio for Florida since I moved here – traitors! Smile)

This is going to be fun, having the three of us in one place like this.  But I’m a little bummed that we couldn’t get a good picture of us sitting IN the car.  There was too much glare on the windshield.

Otherwise, we were prepared to re-enact this classic scene:

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Me, Chandoo, and Bill in One Place?  Serious Stuff?  Maybe.

When a bunch of Excel “heavies” get together like this for a day, you might think the gathering looks like this:

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Sometimes, that’s true.  But they just as often turn out more like the barbecue scene from Mystery Men:

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I’m interested to see which way today goes Smile


Thanksgiving Weekend Bonus Post: The Cult of the Right Thing (and other Microsoft Cults)

November 26, 2012

 
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This Vanity Fair Article Blames Microsoft’s Lost Decade on its Employee Review System -
I Hated that System But I Think the Real Problem Was Something Else

Continuing a bit of a tradition of more “reflective” holiday articles, today I thought I’d share some long-simmering thoughts on Microsoft, especially in light of various developments this year (including the recent departure of Steven Sinofsky).  Along the way I’m going to share some of my own experiences that I’ve been meaning to write about.  I think those will give my broader point some “flavor.”  This is a longish post and probably is better described as an “article.”  I think this topic, overall, is relevant to ANY professional enterprise, but the quality of my thoughts is for you to judge as always.

The Vanity Fair article above got a lot of attention this summer.  In it, the author exposes a culture of infighting and rivalries at Microsoft, and he attributes Microsoft’s past decade of struggles to that culture.  The article continues from there and attributes that culture to the performance review system, specifically the practice of “stack ranking.”

I disliked *both* the 2010 political environment at MS *and* the stack rank system, so when a colleague of mine told me about this article that linked two of my least-favorite things from Redmond, I had to buy the magazine and read the whole thing.  But before I share my opinion, we have to explain what stack ranking is.

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Monday Bonus: SalesForce Data Imported into PowerPivot Without Programming?

July 30, 2012

 
SalesForce.com data loaded into PowerPivot (No Special Skills Required)

SalesForce.com data loaded into PowerPivot (No Special Skills Required!)

This Whole Cloud Thing Just Might Catch On…

We live in pretty exciting times.  Sometimes it’s simply amazing what I can do from my desk, without having to take off my Excel hat.  All of these various technologies available to us in the cloud, plus PowerPivot’s ability to talk to them…  the net impact really starts to add up sometimes.

All of the Tables Available, Just Select and Click Finish

I didn’t have to do anything “technical” to pull this off really, I just end up using the PowerPivot import wizard:

Simple import of Salesforce.com data into PowerPivot, just select and click

Simple import of Salesforce.com data into PowerPivot, just select and click

What’s the Trick?

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Friday Bonus: “Proof” that Bing Hasn’t Caught Google

July 5, 2012

 
Yeah I know, two bonus posts in one week.  This one is a bit more on-topic, but still really just all in fun.

A quick search on “PowerPivot” is one of my favorite tests of search engine “quality.”

Here’s Bing:

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Bing Search Results for “PowerPivot”

A fine reference site like PowerPivotPro in position 7 on the first page – that’s a clear sign of High Quality! :)   Not bad, Bing. Not bad at all.

Now let’s try the same with Google:

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Peak Binary Thinking: Political “Dialogue” on Facebook, and Is Your “Team” Really on Your Side?

July 4, 2012

 

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My Visualization of a Most Unproductive Process

Off Topic for the Fourth of July (Back to PowerPivot Tomorrow)

NOTE:  this may look like a political post, but actually it’s about the way we think, and how analytical approaches deserve a much bigger place in politics.  I promise you three things:

  1. It will be thought-provoking.  Or at least, as thought-provoking as I can be.
  2. It’s sympathetic to number crunchers and nerds everywhere.  People who like to figure things out are fundamentally similar, no matter where you live.
  3. No candidates or political parties will be endorsed.  Not even in a sneaky way.  No implications or hints.  (I honestly don’t care which one of these chuckleheads wins in November.)

Stick with me and I will try to make it worth your while.

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You’re STILL Using Excel to Manage Commissions?

May 11, 2012

 
This was sent to me yesterday by a colleague, appropriate given yesterday’s post:

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Why yes.  Yes we are.  More effectively every day in fact.


Friday Bonus: What is “Stimulus Spending?”

May 5, 2012

 
I stumbled into an interesting discussion on Facebook yesterday, and didn’t have room to express my opinion there, so I thought I’d do it here.  It’s about the economy, which has been my only real hobby for the past several years.

And hey, the economy is numbers-related so it’s not entirely off topic for this blog right? Smile

Nobel Economist Paul Krugman Wants More “Stimulus Spending”

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Stimulus spending is generally Mr. Krugman’s preferred fix for the US (and world) economy.  Lately, he hasn’t been getting enough of it so he is on tour these days demanding more.

What exactly IS stimulus spending?  Fundamentally it means “the government spends or gives away money.”  The idea is that by injecting new money into the economy, it can kickstart a benevolent cycle that sustains itself:

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Friday Bonus: My Son “Invents” the Spreadsheet

March 16, 2012

 
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Row-Wise AND Column-Wise Calcs!
(Click for Bigger Version)

My 9-Year Old Son Has Never Touched Excel…

No, I’ve never sat my son down in front of Excel.  Does that reflect good parenting or poor parenting?  I can see both sides of that one.

But it doesn’t matter.  Life finds a way doesn’t it?

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He put this together to “optimize” his army in his Lego Battles game.  Each row is a series of yes/no properties of each character – does it have each ability or not – and then sums up the count of “yes’s” as a score for each character.  And then decides whether that score is good enough to include in his army based on ranking that score against all other scores:

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When I asked him what he was doing, his response was basically “these are my numbers dad, I make them go up.”

Fair and Balanced

For obvious reasons, I can’t do a post about my son without also featuring my daughter.  Whereas he got a picture of his spreadsheet, she gets a picture of her:

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Like her dad, she is a huge movie quoter.  She can recite you just about any line from any Star Wars movie.  She is in charge of the daily Star Wars “simulation” at recess on the school playground.  I am very lucky to have these particular young people in my life.


Friday Bonus: Gang Sign Photos So Far

December 8, 2011

 

This is my favorite so far, by the narrowest of margins.  It comes from Angel Abundez of RDP Streamline Solutions.  And Angel (twitter) executes quite well.  Note the form.  Good X – not the V or the Y that most people’s X’s are turning out to be.  And a sharp L.  The background pic is nice too.

But his daughter simply nails it.  Look at that total lack of emotion.  A stone cold spreadsheet killa.  Everyone should aspire to her standard of excellence.

VIEW THE FULL GALLERY HERE

I’m gonna leave submission open for a few more days.  Plenty of time to get yours in!

SUBMIT YOUR PICTURE(S) HERE


Friday Bonus: Excel Goes Gangsta!

December 2, 2011

 
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“You Better Step Outa My Grid”
Dick Moffat Helps Me Debut the “Official” Excel (XL) Gang Sign

I Think We Can All Agree This Was Long Overdue

See a need, fill a need.  That’s kinda my credo.  And we clearly needed a gang sign that represents the worldwide cartel of Excel Ninjas.  (And their innocuous front group, the Excel Monkeys).

OK maybe that wasn’t it.  Maybe I’ve just felt left out of the whole long-running fad of posting ridiculous pictures of yourself on Facebook, flashing gang signs (a practice that IMO should rank much higher than #6 on the list of 15 dumbest Facebook picture types, but it does get properly skewered in this music video).

OK that wasn’t it either.  Really, I just think this picture, and this IDEA, couldn’t POSSIBLY be any funnier.

An Opportunity for Ridiculous Irony

That fine example of American leadership, Rahm Emanuel, is purported to have said “never waste a crisis.”  Similarly, I like to say, “never waste a visit from Dick Moffat.”  We recently met up to swap DAX techniques and war stories, and I knew we had to do a picture.

“What would be most ridiculous?” was naturally my first thought, and what emerged was, in my opinion, some of my finest work:  the XL gang sign.

I mean, who could be a better cohort for this than a pacifist Canadian grandfather, Access/Excel MVP, and author of a top-5 all-time popular post on… wait for it…  cube formulas?  (That post is 1.5 years old and STILL gets 50 views a day!)

I mean, the most “gangsta” Dick has ever looked was back when he used to do oatmeal ads:

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A Bold Move:  The Gang Sign Goes Open Source?

When discussing this with our COO (Frank Fulton), he pointed out that this was not something we could responsibly exploit for our own benefit, and that we were obligated to open source it.

It took some time for me to warm to the idea.  I mean, while still basking in the glow of invention, it’s hard to change gears and immediately just give it all away like that.  I mean, at least let me protect it with the GNU Public License or something.

But I think it’s for the best.  Precise licensing terms will be announced shortly, once our massive legal team has had time to iron out a few issues with the Federal Court of Appeals.

Show Dick How it is Done – Submit Your XL Gang Sign Pics!

If you look again at that picture up top, it’s clear that one of us took to this task a little more naturally than the other.  I need your help.

Send me your pics of you (and maybe your spreadsheet crew) flashing the sign.  I’ll post the best ones next week and maybe even throw in a few small prizes.

Send pics to:

outamygrid@pivotstream.com 

Some suggestions:

  1. Look “hard.”  Sell it.  Scowl.  Look unfriendly but don’t overdo it and get snarly.  You’re not 1980’s Hulk Hogan.  You gotta have that cool indifferent look of badness, as modeled here by a more recent Hulk Hogan.
  2. Get Creative with Your Irony. Standing in front of a bank of huge monitors on Wall Street would work.  A massive cubicle farm, also good.  Wearing an Apple t-shirt, whatever – just give it something.  I mean, I accessorized with Dick Moffat.  That sets a high bar right there folks.
  3. Pay attention to details of the sign itself.  Remember, you have to make it backwards for you so that others see it the right way.  Left hand is the “L.”  Thumb points out (to your left).  Right hand is the X.  Index finger is closest to you and points to your right.  Middle finger crosses it to your left.  Or take advantage of the open source licensing and modify it to your liking.
  4. Channel your long-simmering feelings of disrespect.  You are the exploited, ignored backbone of the international business world.  Seriously, you are.  The entire “BI” industry claims to do what is 99.99% done by YOU all day, every day.  Channel that rage.  Oh yeah, you know where this is going…
  5. Now is your time!  Remember, PowerPivot truly is a revolution.  Our revolution.  YOUR revolution.  Anyone who tells you that Excel will never “be real BI” or tries to pigeonhole it as “BI for small teams only” doesn’t yet understand how much PowerPivot has changed the rules.  Put THAT thought in your head… 

…and then go take a ridiculously funny picture.


Friday Bonus: UFO Sightings & Hallucinogen Use

October 7, 2011

 
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I didn’t have this ready in time for the contest Microsoft was running, and I’m not sure they would have wanted this to represent PowerPivot in an “official” sense so it likely wouldn’t have won anyway.

But here it is folks – a data mashup of UFO sightings versus Hallucinogenic drug usage.  All sourced from real data, for the United States only, between 1930 and 2000.

To place everything on the same scale, all measures are “indexed” against their maximum.  UFO sightings peaked in 1999 and declined slightly in 2000 for instance, so 1999 is where the green line hits 100%.  And I indexed LSD and Ecstasy versus total Hallucinogen usage (of all types), so neither of those lines ever hits 100%

Before you go concluding that drug usage leads to UFO sightings that are merely hallucinations, remember that correlation is not causality.  It is just as likely that UFO pilots are drawn to drug usage.  They are particularly fond of spying on raves, apparently.